Drawings – Conor O'Toole

I made most of these cartoons for a website me and my buddies used to run before they all got jobs in Silicon Valley. These are all very old. I only do shitty paintings now.

Note the use of the interrobang.

Coming Soon: Turing touring Turin

Plus, it's boring. There's only one star. And that one spends all it's time trying to give you cancer. — Plus, it’s boring. There’s only one star. And that one spends all it’s time trying to give you cancer.

ROAR is an abbreviation for Right of Admission Reserved, and dinosaur for 'I am a dinosaur'. — ROAR is an abbreviation for Right of Admission Reserved, and dinosaur for ‘I am a dinosaur’.

"I may be going down, but I'm taking that kid's eye with me." — “I may be going down, but I’m taking that kid’s eye with me.”

A mirrorball won't protect you. — A mirrorball won’t protect you.

If you're having trouble with this, google 'Pin Compass'. — If you’re having trouble with this, google ‘Pin Compass’.

This was commissioned for the Monthly General Meeting. @MonthlyGM

This joke is making fun of something that isn't even a thing. It concerns dolphins eating plastic bags. — This joke is making fun of something that isn’t even a thing. It concerns dolphins eating plastic bags.

This isn't really very funny. — This isn’t really very funny.

This may look a bit like me, but this actually a drawing of Damon Blake.

It's basically just a double ewe. Woah. you can't spell double ewe without a double ewe. — It’s basically just a double ewe. Woah. you can’t spell double ewe without a double ewe.

This is why my friend Aaron is in my phone as Baron Heffernan.

This is the best cartoon I ever did.

I step over the 13th step, not because of superstition but because it squeaks.

Spoiler Alert: Everyone you see in a film will die in the end, it just may not be in the film.

Most of these drawings originally appeared on the now-defunct humour website Humourisms.com. It was fun while it lasted.